How the development of technology averts Shakespearean tragedies

1. Juliet texts Romeo: Going 2 play dead, LOL!
2. Huff Post unearths email incriminating Iago after 24/7 coverage of Desdemona-cheating-on-Othello rumors
3. Hamlet gets treatment for depression, starts blog "Rotten in the State of Denmark"
4. Brutus orchestrates Twitter campaign to overthrow Julius Caesar
5. MacBeth double-checks Facebook page of Three Witches, comments: "no way I'm basing career decisions on somebody that twisted"